Tumblr Mouse Cursors
Neil win








Tumblring on my phone
  • Mom: who are you texting?
  • Me: nobody
  • Mom: what are you doing then?
  • Me: nothing

landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

(via crystallized-teardrops)

swonb:

ambulanceinertia:

Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve

image

(via disorder)

snapchatting:

there are 7 wonders of the world and i am 3 of them

(via unpopuler)

fuckinq:

my brain has too many tabs open

(via unpopuler)

unclefather:

i think my parents would yell at me if i died

(via unpopuler)

illkim:

*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

(Source: illkim, via unpopuler)

wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

(via unpopuler)

graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

(via unpopuler)

bromar:

a bicycle is the acoustic version of a motorcycle 

(via unpopuler)

neatvibes:

most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later

(via unpopuler)

prettymuchdone:

“ok” and “okay” sound different in my head

(via unpopuler)

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